This is purely shame based. I have a pack of double stuffed Oreo's and a half gallon of milk on my bed in Fallon, Nevada. I could be out drinking and bowling. I could be asleep right now. But how can I beat four and a half hours of talking to my girlfriend AND watching the anime!?
I've come to realize I work better with less people around me. I also work better when problem solving involves other people doing work I wish I could. But seeing as how home base is in Virginia, and I'm currently in Nevada. It's difficult to really operate. Needless to say, it's also really difficult when I wish I could have the ability to do things by myself as well... Instead of relying on others. It's kind of a pet-peeve of mine to fully rely on others. I wont be surprised if I get a kick in the ass either way.
This is also shame based because my girlfriend told me I apparently have been watching some chick shows on T.V. I beg to differ. I think I've been watching shows which are freaky, funny and just down right stupid.
First show is titled "Catfish." What is a "Catfish" you may ask? Well, it's an underwater bottom feeder fish which is usually Noodled in quarries and lakes of Oklahoma. On the other hand, it's a person on the internet whom will use public photos of other people, create an account and make up a pseudonym. This is bad, I don't agree with it. The worst part is when they ensnare innocent bi standards into thinking they really are the person they say they are. Like the episode when this girl fell in love with a guy she had talked to for four years and turns out it's some chick a couple miles away from her. The profile started off as a sick joke and then developed into a bigger thing. the best part is when the girl "claimed" to be straight the whole time. I call Bull Shit.
The best episode was when we all got to meet KJ and Ebony. Oh, it was hilarious. Because sometimes we start off meeting KJ who is a "Catfish" who's wondering if the person on the other side is a "Catfish" too. So, KJ uses a different name/photo when talking to Ebony. Turns out the chick he's been talking to named Ebony is a transgender. So he was coming to terms with this. By the time we meet Ebony, turns out she's actually a Lesbian, and has a teenage daughter. You can't write this shit! He's shocked, but the best part is how Ebony is acting the victim. She was expecting some skinny guy and when he mentioned the name wasn't KJ. Oh, Ebony went crazy! In any case, you best to believe this episode was kinda sad. But hilarious because it was twist after twist after twist. For unscripted television this is amazing stuff.
The other show I've made into a drinking game is called "Friend Zone." It's a show about best friends and one of them has feelings for the other friend. So, they arrange a date and the best friend doesn't know this whole time it's a date for them. The ending part is where both friends are at the date spot, they say goodbye to each other. Then as soon as the best friend walks away to go to the car or someplace the other friend says, "Wait!? Come back! This date, it's for you... I love you and I've had feelings for you for a long time... Blah, blah, blah..." This show ends with either both friends really falling in love or let down either easily/hard. I think the best one was when the dude did all this work and all she could say was, "This is so weird...... So weird... Soooooooo wierd...." The whole way back to her car so she could just jump in and drive off.
The drinking game comes in at this point because the idea is, to take a drink of beer/shot of drink at any time either of the people on the show say the word "LIKE." You also must take a shot if it's a Gay Episode where there is as follows:
1. The Gay Gasp
2. Anyone saying the word, "Heeeeeeeeeey!" or other stereo typical gay phrases.
3. Any Gay one liners. i.e. "Too Gay to Function."
To explain what you're up against. Here's how the dialog follows:
Person One - "I just don't want things to be weird yaknow? Like, I couldn't see this just being a friendship thing." (Take a shot)
Person Two - "Well if he likes you, then he likes you. There's no way to know until you like... Just ask..." (Take Three shots mother fucker)
As you can see "Friend Zone" can become a deadly game and I'm all for it.
Finally, I'd like to point something out...
DISCLAIMER!
This is MY work of auto-biographical fiction. Names (except for yours), characters (including you), places and incidents either are products of MY imagination and are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events (like this one) or locales and persons, living or six feet under, is entirely coincidental. AKA, don't sue me… I have nothing.
I've come to realize I work better with less people around me. I also work better when problem solving involves other people doing work I wish I could. But seeing as how home base is in Virginia, and I'm currently in Nevada. It's difficult to really operate. Needless to say, it's also really difficult when I wish I could have the ability to do things by myself as well... Instead of relying on others. It's kind of a pet-peeve of mine to fully rely on others. I wont be surprised if I get a kick in the ass either way.
This is also shame based because my girlfriend told me I apparently have been watching some chick shows on T.V. I beg to differ. I think I've been watching shows which are freaky, funny and just down right stupid.
First show is titled "Catfish." What is a "Catfish" you may ask? Well, it's an underwater bottom feeder fish which is usually Noodled in quarries and lakes of Oklahoma. On the other hand, it's a person on the internet whom will use public photos of other people, create an account and make up a pseudonym. This is bad, I don't agree with it. The worst part is when they ensnare innocent bi standards into thinking they really are the person they say they are. Like the episode when this girl fell in love with a guy she had talked to for four years and turns out it's some chick a couple miles away from her. The profile started off as a sick joke and then developed into a bigger thing. the best part is when the girl "claimed" to be straight the whole time. I call Bull Shit.
The best episode was when we all got to meet KJ and Ebony. Oh, it was hilarious. Because sometimes we start off meeting KJ who is a "Catfish" who's wondering if the person on the other side is a "Catfish" too. So, KJ uses a different name/photo when talking to Ebony. Turns out the chick he's been talking to named Ebony is a transgender. So he was coming to terms with this. By the time we meet Ebony, turns out she's actually a Lesbian, and has a teenage daughter. You can't write this shit! He's shocked, but the best part is how Ebony is acting the victim. She was expecting some skinny guy and when he mentioned the name wasn't KJ. Oh, Ebony went crazy! In any case, you best to believe this episode was kinda sad. But hilarious because it was twist after twist after twist. For unscripted television this is amazing stuff.
The other show I've made into a drinking game is called "Friend Zone." It's a show about best friends and one of them has feelings for the other friend. So, they arrange a date and the best friend doesn't know this whole time it's a date for them. The ending part is where both friends are at the date spot, they say goodbye to each other. Then as soon as the best friend walks away to go to the car or someplace the other friend says, "Wait!? Come back! This date, it's for you... I love you and I've had feelings for you for a long time... Blah, blah, blah..." This show ends with either both friends really falling in love or let down either easily/hard. I think the best one was when the dude did all this work and all she could say was, "This is so weird...... So weird... Soooooooo wierd...." The whole way back to her car so she could just jump in and drive off.
The drinking game comes in at this point because the idea is, to take a drink of beer/shot of drink at any time either of the people on the show say the word "LIKE." You also must take a shot if it's a Gay Episode where there is as follows:
1. The Gay Gasp
2. Anyone saying the word, "Heeeeeeeeeey!" or other stereo typical gay phrases.
3. Any Gay one liners. i.e. "Too Gay to Function."
To explain what you're up against. Here's how the dialog follows:
Person One - "I just don't want things to be weird yaknow? Like, I couldn't see this just being a friendship thing." (Take a shot)
Person Two - "Well if he likes you, then he likes you. There's no way to know until you like... Just ask..." (Take Three shots mother fucker)
As you can see "Friend Zone" can become a deadly game and I'm all for it.
Finally, I'd like to point something out...
DISCLAIMER!
This is MY work of auto-biographical fiction. Names (except for yours), characters (including you), places and incidents either are products of MY imagination and are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events (like this one) or locales and persons, living or six feet under, is entirely coincidental. AKA, don't sue me… I have nothing.
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