What I've found out in the past month is the fact someone can have 22 friends (and growing) related to you on Facebook. What kick starts me a little is when I know I don't like a person. They probably don't like me either and neither of us have sent a friend request to either one of us. However Mark Z. REALLY wants us to friend each other. Instead I found in conclusion it's like saying Fuck You from afar without really saying it. The best part is when it's co-workers or people who've worked with me in the past... Etc. Talk about using the most epic passive aggressive technic.
So I went on a fishing trip once again. My second one this year. Low and behold like clockwork some of the guys get really aggravated easily. I attribute it to them not getting laid. Me on the other hand have to deal with paperwork, paperwork and more paperwork. However it wasn't but three weeks in and I ran my head into a door jam and caused myself to have three staples in my head. I'm kinda getting ahead of myself though...
There's this new guy at work we've named Junior. We nicknamed him Junior for two reasons. First, he's all of 18 years old and second he kinda looks like RayRay. So, it kinda fits him to be Junior. Well, third week in and I gave him the holly gouge Jaz and I wrote within the past two years and told him to always use it. Well, like a new trained pup, first thing he did when he didn't know how to do anything he went right for his gouge book! I was seated by the door and because I got excited over training him I jumped right into the door jam. Everyone heard a huge bang. I didn't put anything past the knock to the head till Mr. Star noticed I was bleeding. After realizing this I was quickly seated and had paper towels on my head. Then it was a short walk down to medical. Four flights later I thought it would be hilarious to make a joke. So I walk in and said, "Is it 1942!?" Not a lot of the younger guys knew what I was eluding to... However for those who could guess, yes it was December 7th. Well, that joke was about as funny as an abortion joke.
Two Corpsman tended to my dumb ass moment. Immediately they began to shave my head and then this kid all of 19 years old asked, "stitches or staples?" Knowing staples would have been quicker I said, "Staples for 500, Alex." No more than 5 minutes this kid grabs both sides of flesh to the wound, holding a staple gun in the other hand he said to me, "You're the third person I've ever stapled!" Me in all my sarcasm said, "Oh lucky me..." Not! He clipped my head three times. Needless to say, Chief showed up to medical and first thing he said, "What the fuck, you ran into a door jam!?"
A week later the staples came out. However, I had a week of staple jokes. Example being RayRay said, "I left you and Junior in the office; I come back to you with staples in your head!? It's like coming home to your children burning down the house!" Ian on the other hand took foam and taped it in the exact spot I slammed my head. Har-har-har, hilarious.
I've been home for the most part and have spent everyday with Lor. If not every moment I can. However, I was gone for half the month I had some serious Xmas shopping to do. But essentially after 3 days I finally figured it out.
Our Anniversary, the 22nd, was spent going to the movies and watching a new Disney movie Frozen. Before I had Lor open a book I made which has 22 pages of pictures and simple affirmations. i.e. "I love how much Lor is accomplished in life." The book also had little stick figures too. ^_^ My M.S. Paint skills are AWESOME and totally paid off, thanks mom and dad. Let me just say, Disney finally did a cartoon which wasn't to cheese and didn't have any ridiculous sappy moments. For me it felt like a return to form for what would be considered a classical Disney movie with the animation of today. Thank God. Lor and I saw the movie in 3D and I wouldn't imagine the movie to have the same visual effect in 2D. In short, very pleased with this movie.
The next day was Lor's birthday! (Side conversation) Yes, I asked to court her the day before her birthday... What was I thinking!? Oh, I don't know, something to the effect of: "Amazing woman, very funny, and easy on my eyes." (Back to our scheduled blog) Well, our friend Bruce came over and kidnapped her while I went ape shit on decorating the house. I went to the party store and saw Hello Kitty next to Barbie and decided her theme was going to be Hello EVERYTHING! Meanwhile, I had gotten ahold of Jess and she got me a recipe for a Vegan Carrot Cake. For the most part because I've never made a scratch cake, I went through two batches which didn't turn out at all. First reason, I put 1/4 cup of baking powder into the mix. The second batch didn't survive because I fucked up the amount of apple sauce. By the time I got to the third batch I didn't measure anything.... Low and behold it turned out. However I should have crushed the walnuts a lot more than just half. How was I to know???
Xmas! The night prior I had to work from 8pm to 8am. So I got home and Lor woke up. This pretty much meant Xmas was a go! She opened up all her presents and received a Mandolin, a complete bed set, bath and body work stuff, a 30 min Meal Cook Book and a Pandora necklace. Myself, I got a signed autograph of Elvira Mistress of the Dark and an amazing instrument not a lot of people know called a Theremin. Along with many other gifts as well...
This new year Lor told me she wanted to do a month of eating Vegetarian. Which we both began very eager to start. First meal was a Zucchini Keesh which was a beautiful a fun recipe to make. The following day was a Vegetarian Lasagna, not only slightly difficult but a bother to make and wasn't as satisfying. Probably because of the lack of feeling like I actually ate a lasagna. I know there's many different variations of a recipe. And it may take some time to figure it all out. However, it's fun to figure out what new foods or combinations of food tastes good and what doesn't satisfy.
I guess at this point I should feel inclined to reflect on the positive and negatives of last year.... However, I'll go on to point out this year for 2014 I began with realizing how engulfed I am in Lor's life. And I also created a new friend named Lill Salt. I couldn't be more happier.
I've been home for the most part and have spent everyday with Lor. If not every moment I can. However, I was gone for half the month I had some serious Xmas shopping to do. But essentially after 3 days I finally figured it out.
Our Anniversary, the 22nd, was spent going to the movies and watching a new Disney movie Frozen. Before I had Lor open a book I made which has 22 pages of pictures and simple affirmations. i.e. "I love how much Lor is accomplished in life." The book also had little stick figures too. ^_^ My M.S. Paint skills are AWESOME and totally paid off, thanks mom and dad. Let me just say, Disney finally did a cartoon which wasn't to cheese and didn't have any ridiculous sappy moments. For me it felt like a return to form for what would be considered a classical Disney movie with the animation of today. Thank God. Lor and I saw the movie in 3D and I wouldn't imagine the movie to have the same visual effect in 2D. In short, very pleased with this movie.
The next day was Lor's birthday! (Side conversation) Yes, I asked to court her the day before her birthday... What was I thinking!? Oh, I don't know, something to the effect of: "Amazing woman, very funny, and easy on my eyes." (Back to our scheduled blog) Well, our friend Bruce came over and kidnapped her while I went ape shit on decorating the house. I went to the party store and saw Hello Kitty next to Barbie and decided her theme was going to be Hello EVERYTHING! Meanwhile, I had gotten ahold of Jess and she got me a recipe for a Vegan Carrot Cake. For the most part because I've never made a scratch cake, I went through two batches which didn't turn out at all. First reason, I put 1/4 cup of baking powder into the mix. The second batch didn't survive because I fucked up the amount of apple sauce. By the time I got to the third batch I didn't measure anything.... Low and behold it turned out. However I should have crushed the walnuts a lot more than just half. How was I to know???
Xmas! The night prior I had to work from 8pm to 8am. So I got home and Lor woke up. This pretty much meant Xmas was a go! She opened up all her presents and received a Mandolin, a complete bed set, bath and body work stuff, a 30 min Meal Cook Book and a Pandora necklace. Myself, I got a signed autograph of Elvira Mistress of the Dark and an amazing instrument not a lot of people know called a Theremin. Along with many other gifts as well...
This new year Lor told me she wanted to do a month of eating Vegetarian. Which we both began very eager to start. First meal was a Zucchini Keesh which was a beautiful a fun recipe to make. The following day was a Vegetarian Lasagna, not only slightly difficult but a bother to make and wasn't as satisfying. Probably because of the lack of feeling like I actually ate a lasagna. I know there's many different variations of a recipe. And it may take some time to figure it all out. However, it's fun to figure out what new foods or combinations of food tastes good and what doesn't satisfy.
I guess at this point I should feel inclined to reflect on the positive and negatives of last year.... However, I'll go on to point out this year for 2014 I began with realizing how engulfed I am in Lor's life. And I also created a new friend named Lill Salt. I couldn't be more happier.
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