FISH STICK
You're a fucking dick.
You at my fish stick!
I really wanted that fish stick, you douche!
- Okay, weird haiku... Again, not a writer... Time for a story.
Bill the Toad
Once upon a time there was a happy toad named Bill.
Bill had heard a weird noise and hopped across his tank to investigate.
Turned out it was his man slave making coffee early in the morning.
Bill was hungry too and found a cricket named Nick.
"Morning Bill." Said Nick.
Then suddenly Bill ate Nick and hopped away.
And the moral to the story; Coffee is awesome first thing in the morning.
The End.
You're a fucking dick.
You at my fish stick!
I really wanted that fish stick, you douche!
- Okay, weird haiku... Again, not a writer... Time for a story.
Bill the Toad
Once upon a time there was a happy toad named Bill.
Bill had heard a weird noise and hopped across his tank to investigate.
Turned out it was his man slave making coffee early in the morning.
Bill was hungry too and found a cricket named Nick.
"Morning Bill." Said Nick.
Then suddenly Bill ate Nick and hopped away.
And the moral to the story; Coffee is awesome first thing in the morning.
The End.
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