I get it... A lot of people are like: Sean did you learn anything from this year? The short answer is no... The long answer is NOoooooOOOOOOOoooooo.... However, after putting some serious thought into this question. I realized if I was to recap this year we would have to bring up some past post. Maybe elaborate on them and explain some things. So for those whom hold out till the end of year to read this re-cap episode. Go team retards!
In February I learned as long as you have a puppy in your car and going 20 miles over the speed limit in California. You can get away with a misdemeanor. Which in California is also considered Reckless Driving, which is also considered Drinking and Driving. Which is also no good for me. I can be having Drinking and Driving on my record after I got a ticket for having a pair of Dr. Dre Beats on my head while driving... Allegedly....
In April I realized you can play video games from Super Nintendo and never have to worry about glitches in the game console system. Unlike in todays age you have to wait three console updates before a final product is bearable. So, lets kick it off with a trio of video games from Super Nintendo which crossed over to the X Box 360.
Mortal Kombat: Not the reboot they tried to do. This is literally all three arcade games in one go. And for $3 on Xbox Live! I couldn't pass this nostalgia up. Let me tell you, I owned Mortal Kombat and MK3 on the Super Nintendo. MK was easy back in the day, MK3 made me its bitch at the ripe age of eight. Almost two decades later and MK, MK2, and MK3 still kick my ass... But it's not so much of player's malfunction.
It's 2015 and I live in a age of mobile freedom. Controllers with wires are a thing of the past. But lordy do I wish they were in my household. Everything is wireless these days! Anyway, the learning curve came real quickly to MK, MK2 and MK3 when I would try the good old fashion Down, Left, Punch combo. Low and behold my character (Sub-Zero) looked like he was trying to pull of the hokie-pokie. Which subsequently ended with my ass getting beat by Kano. Which by the way, I'm still trying to figure out if it still means anything when I get my ass kicked by the video game with the first opponent.
Then I decided to swap to MK2 and it was like Mortal Kombat on steroids. After getting my but kicked by the CPU and not seeing myself progressing at all on the totem pole I turned the game off.
Later that night my wife and I are playing MK3 because it has more characters. She chose the tactic of playing the same character. Me, I'm playing as everyone. From Sub-Zero to Sheeva.... Let us just say there's an issue when every character I played is getting their butt kicked by Sindell. Sure she's got like three special moves, which took my wife an hour to manipulate. However, for the most part... It was still the visual of my life getting handed to me by my wife via the lamest character in the whole game.
We've decided though if we have any conflicts in life we should defiantly take it all out on a round of Mortal Kombat. And whomever wins is the winner of the issue at hand. I might as well throw in the towel.
This year for my Birthday was the Mayflower/Pac-Man fight which let me say was like watching a mosquito's penis on the labia fold of a hunch back whale. But we all learned to not mix beer with tequila. Furthermore any friend of mine whom plans on dipping and using a beer bottle as a spittoon should make sure I don't drink of said bottle spittoon.
In June I realized a couple of things. I love the Silent Hill franchise when the ball was rolling. I however, do not like the way the series has been ran up the ringer. Hung to dry and dropped like a piece of shit. Yes, I sound like a whiny fan boy with it's motor broken.
I also learned my arch nemesis Vincent, from Middle School grew up to be a piece of shit. Karma is sweet.
July was one of those months I realized I was loading up a lot on my plate. Next year, absolutely take one thing at a time.
In September thru to November I realized between moving from a crap-tastic condo to an apartment closer to the main town. Finally, we celebrated Halloween and had an amazing dinner with Diddly and his wife. Even his mother and father came to Washington! Which was exciting too.
Finally, December.... I work the night shift now. I'm back to a supervisor position and going to college to be come a Black Belt Business Professional. We had Christmas with the Graves' family this year. Which was a new chapter in my personal history. It's been 13 years since I've done this song and dance.
In February I learned as long as you have a puppy in your car and going 20 miles over the speed limit in California. You can get away with a misdemeanor. Which in California is also considered Reckless Driving, which is also considered Drinking and Driving. Which is also no good for me. I can be having Drinking and Driving on my record after I got a ticket for having a pair of Dr. Dre Beats on my head while driving... Allegedly....
In April I realized you can play video games from Super Nintendo and never have to worry about glitches in the game console system. Unlike in todays age you have to wait three console updates before a final product is bearable. So, lets kick it off with a trio of video games from Super Nintendo which crossed over to the X Box 360.
Mortal Kombat: Not the reboot they tried to do. This is literally all three arcade games in one go. And for $3 on Xbox Live! I couldn't pass this nostalgia up. Let me tell you, I owned Mortal Kombat and MK3 on the Super Nintendo. MK was easy back in the day, MK3 made me its bitch at the ripe age of eight. Almost two decades later and MK, MK2, and MK3 still kick my ass... But it's not so much of player's malfunction.
It's 2015 and I live in a age of mobile freedom. Controllers with wires are a thing of the past. But lordy do I wish they were in my household. Everything is wireless these days! Anyway, the learning curve came real quickly to MK, MK2 and MK3 when I would try the good old fashion Down, Left, Punch combo. Low and behold my character (Sub-Zero) looked like he was trying to pull of the hokie-pokie. Which subsequently ended with my ass getting beat by Kano. Which by the way, I'm still trying to figure out if it still means anything when I get my ass kicked by the video game with the first opponent.
Then I decided to swap to MK2 and it was like Mortal Kombat on steroids. After getting my but kicked by the CPU and not seeing myself progressing at all on the totem pole I turned the game off.
Later that night my wife and I are playing MK3 because it has more characters. She chose the tactic of playing the same character. Me, I'm playing as everyone. From Sub-Zero to Sheeva.... Let us just say there's an issue when every character I played is getting their butt kicked by Sindell. Sure she's got like three special moves, which took my wife an hour to manipulate. However, for the most part... It was still the visual of my life getting handed to me by my wife via the lamest character in the whole game.
We've decided though if we have any conflicts in life we should defiantly take it all out on a round of Mortal Kombat. And whomever wins is the winner of the issue at hand. I might as well throw in the towel.
This year for my Birthday was the Mayflower/Pac-Man fight which let me say was like watching a mosquito's penis on the labia fold of a hunch back whale. But we all learned to not mix beer with tequila. Furthermore any friend of mine whom plans on dipping and using a beer bottle as a spittoon should make sure I don't drink of said bottle spittoon.
In June I realized a couple of things. I love the Silent Hill franchise when the ball was rolling. I however, do not like the way the series has been ran up the ringer. Hung to dry and dropped like a piece of shit. Yes, I sound like a whiny fan boy with it's motor broken.
I also learned my arch nemesis Vincent, from Middle School grew up to be a piece of shit. Karma is sweet.
July was one of those months I realized I was loading up a lot on my plate. Next year, absolutely take one thing at a time.
In September thru to November I realized between moving from a crap-tastic condo to an apartment closer to the main town. Finally, we celebrated Halloween and had an amazing dinner with Diddly and his wife. Even his mother and father came to Washington! Which was exciting too.
Finally, December.... I work the night shift now. I'm back to a supervisor position and going to college to be come a Black Belt Business Professional. We had Christmas with the Graves' family this year. Which was a new chapter in my personal history. It's been 13 years since I've done this song and dance.
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