Hi! Well surprise, I survived Key West. I had a lot of fun. Today, I would like to tell you I don't have pet peeves. I have pure
adulterated hatred for things which piss me off. Pet peeves are for the
weak at heart. People with pet peeves are people who allow things to piss them off. They don't say anything about it when it happens to them. Always in secrecy these people bitch about these trespasses. I'd like to let you all in a little secret. It's okay to be pissed off about things. BE PISSED OFF! Here's a couple of things which piss me off.
1. People who have too many names. I can understand the standard first, middle, last. Maybe a nickname... But after a first, middle, last, 2nd last name, nickname, stage name, alter ego.... Okay, I get it. Maybe you didn't take your husbands last name. Fuck it, I'm not tacking and saying both names. Especially those poor kids which have both mom and dad's last name together.
2. Grown men who walk around with a cowboy hat and boots in the 21'st century. It's not Halloween. If you can wear a Cowboy garb 'comfortably' in public. Than I can wear my Zombie costume and not be judged. I also can't stand people who dress like "Surfers." Same concept as the Cowboy, except these fake fucks have probably never seen an Ocean, or have ever owned a surf board.
3. I cant understand parents who have children the age of 8-17 with fucking cell phones. I could never understand kids in this age who are allowed to have cell phones which do more than text and call. Let's pedal back a little bit, back when I was a kid I would ask my parent(s) to go play with friends. I would be told by my parent to call on the hour or stop by the house and check in. Which I did. If I didn't, I would be brought back home (because mommy and daddy knew where I was) and I would be grounded. Life as a child would be fucked up with extra chores for a couple of days. But a lesson would be learned. Okay, we got this out of the way. But what is a 8-17 year old child doing with a fucking phone which can: take photos, surf the internet, views videos, photos, calendars, takes notes, or sets reminders (usually for the forgetful), GPS, plays games, shows stocks, forecasts the weather, or allows you to buy tickets for travel and finally gives you email access. Calculators, Compasses, and Voice memos.... What the fuck is an 8 year old (and above) going to do with all this shit!? No, no sorry... Your child can walk across the fucking street at this age check in with the ADULT and or make a phone call. It's not rocket science and your pocket wouldn't be having a fucking hole in it at the end of the month. Take a moment parents of 2012, and cast yourself back to when you were a kid. Reflect for a moment, then come back to reality for a second and somehow make a comment below how I'm wrong.
4. I get probably more pissed off at people who would be hilarious on a stage being a comic but feel like they have to a comic 24/7. Let me explain... Not everyone has to be hilarious all the time. I think the worst of it is when a person acts funny, and also an asshole at the same time. (check it out... I used 4 words with the letter A in succession) Here's the example, a guy is at the party and he's telling a story about how no one at his job knew who he was for the longest time. A couple of people are laughing. He's laughing at his own story. Which also pisses me off to no end... People laughing at there own expense of a stupid story. I stepped in and asked, "So let me get this straight, you weren't doing anything for anyone in six months. Then come to find out no one knew of your existence?" The "funny guy" agrees with me. Just to make sure I got the story in full. Then he said, "To add, the shop I work for don't even want me." To which I replied with, "Gee, I wonder why." Look, I'm not out for the guy. I'm sure he's hilarious (hence the irony). But the funny guy can't get offended because he doesn't get a laugh out of someone who can see through the bullshit. Granted my humor is dark, ironic, and mildly sadistic, with a hint of gossip. Neither of which I feel funny guy hit throughout the whole night. Like, I get it if you are a comedian and you can entertain a crowed. However, it really annoys me when a comedian is 'on' all the time.
5. I'm also pissed off for the fact Football, Golf, Baseball, basically all sports men with a contract allowing them to be paid with benefits more so than our Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Airmen. Not excluding our Police, Firemen and EMS. We're talking about the undeclared war of Entertainment v. National Security. I get the fact these sportsmen are involved with "contact" sports. However, to have the balls to be paid more than a man who's sacrificed his life for a nation. Than turn around and ask for more benefits.
Well, these are a few things which piss me off. I'm open to discussion on any of these points. Comment your thoughts below.
1. People who have too many names. I can understand the standard first, middle, last. Maybe a nickname... But after a first, middle, last, 2nd last name, nickname, stage name, alter ego.... Okay, I get it. Maybe you didn't take your husbands last name. Fuck it, I'm not tacking and saying both names. Especially those poor kids which have both mom and dad's last name together.
2. Grown men who walk around with a cowboy hat and boots in the 21'st century. It's not Halloween. If you can wear a Cowboy garb 'comfortably' in public. Than I can wear my Zombie costume and not be judged. I also can't stand people who dress like "Surfers." Same concept as the Cowboy, except these fake fucks have probably never seen an Ocean, or have ever owned a surf board.
3. I cant understand parents who have children the age of 8-17 with fucking cell phones. I could never understand kids in this age who are allowed to have cell phones which do more than text and call. Let's pedal back a little bit, back when I was a kid I would ask my parent(s) to go play with friends. I would be told by my parent to call on the hour or stop by the house and check in. Which I did. If I didn't, I would be brought back home (because mommy and daddy knew where I was) and I would be grounded. Life as a child would be fucked up with extra chores for a couple of days. But a lesson would be learned. Okay, we got this out of the way. But what is a 8-17 year old child doing with a fucking phone which can: take photos, surf the internet, views videos, photos, calendars, takes notes, or sets reminders (usually for the forgetful), GPS, plays games, shows stocks, forecasts the weather, or allows you to buy tickets for travel and finally gives you email access. Calculators, Compasses, and Voice memos.... What the fuck is an 8 year old (and above) going to do with all this shit!? No, no sorry... Your child can walk across the fucking street at this age check in with the ADULT and or make a phone call. It's not rocket science and your pocket wouldn't be having a fucking hole in it at the end of the month. Take a moment parents of 2012, and cast yourself back to when you were a kid. Reflect for a moment, then come back to reality for a second and somehow make a comment below how I'm wrong.
4. I get probably more pissed off at people who would be hilarious on a stage being a comic but feel like they have to a comic 24/7. Let me explain... Not everyone has to be hilarious all the time. I think the worst of it is when a person acts funny, and also an asshole at the same time. (check it out... I used 4 words with the letter A in succession) Here's the example, a guy is at the party and he's telling a story about how no one at his job knew who he was for the longest time. A couple of people are laughing. He's laughing at his own story. Which also pisses me off to no end... People laughing at there own expense of a stupid story. I stepped in and asked, "So let me get this straight, you weren't doing anything for anyone in six months. Then come to find out no one knew of your existence?" The "funny guy" agrees with me. Just to make sure I got the story in full. Then he said, "To add, the shop I work for don't even want me." To which I replied with, "Gee, I wonder why." Look, I'm not out for the guy. I'm sure he's hilarious (hence the irony). But the funny guy can't get offended because he doesn't get a laugh out of someone who can see through the bullshit. Granted my humor is dark, ironic, and mildly sadistic, with a hint of gossip. Neither of which I feel funny guy hit throughout the whole night. Like, I get it if you are a comedian and you can entertain a crowed. However, it really annoys me when a comedian is 'on' all the time.
5. I'm also pissed off for the fact Football, Golf, Baseball, basically all sports men with a contract allowing them to be paid with benefits more so than our Soldiers, Sailors, Marines, and Airmen. Not excluding our Police, Firemen and EMS. We're talking about the undeclared war of Entertainment v. National Security. I get the fact these sportsmen are involved with "contact" sports. However, to have the balls to be paid more than a man who's sacrificed his life for a nation. Than turn around and ask for more benefits.
Well, these are a few things which piss me off. I'm open to discussion on any of these points. Comment your thoughts below.
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