I figured on covering the top 15 lies men tell women. Hopefully giving some insight to the ladies on why we do it. Here's to my observation lies men tell.
"Strippers don't turn me on."- Wrong! If your man is seriously trying to pass this one off he's habitually lying. Strippers hit a primitive aria of our brain we can't really explain. I'm sure women going to a bar themselves would have just as much fun as men do... I'd like to hear a woman explain how a male stripper doesn't turn them on.
"You don't look fat in that."
- Instead, of spooning us the question which implies I have to figure out if you look fat or not. How about asking me if you look Hot or Not. That we can do without pissing women off. Ladies, do us a favor and use a different euphemism. Not only will it allow you to figure out what we think is hot on you. But you'll also feel more inclined to ask. Also, if there was no repercussions for saying this shirt doesn't make you look hot would be nice.
"I don't watch internet porn."
- We all know the sites and I myself have viewed these sites too. Which doesn't mean I'm looking for something exciting a new. Nor does it mean I'm board with my sex life. There's no way I'm fantasizing while having sex with you either. That's a ridiculous notion. It's the same equivalent of going to the porn shop and buying a video at $55. Instead, I'm just watching my neighbors fuck for free. So... With that being said...
"I love you too."
- I know guys who'll say they love a girl just to get in their pants. I don't personally do this and I don't condone it. I find it distasteful and fucked up. But it happens...
"I'm 6'2"..."
- No guy wants to be a shorty. So, sometimes they lie about their height. Then again, girls whom are taller don't really want to be with small guy. So, sometimes guys boost their height by a few inches just to see if they can even get date one. And if the chick really believes they're 6'2" then date two rolls around.
"I've only slept with X amount of girls."
- Who really keeps count? My ball park is at least 8. I don't count the one night stands... And I wouldn't expect women to do it either.
"I'm interested in so many things."
- Sure we have interest but we're not interested in everything....
"Yeah, I'm 23 years old."
- Sometimes guys lie about their age to either be older than the girl. Or the opposite happens. No girl wants to be with a Grandpa and rob the cradle either.
"My dick equals MC^2."
- It's no lie for me to say, guys really don't want to be inadequate. And the D is where we feel it matters. It's been a thing we've worried about since Middle School. Even today I heard a 30 year old imply his dick touches the ground. Of course it doesn't, but it's still something guys feel equate them to being dominate.
"Nothings wrong... I'm fine."
- This isn't really a 'lie' per say. It just means, we're stressed the fuck out and can't find the words to explain. Remember guys are not "stealer" at voicing what's really on their mind. I actually find myself telling Lor I don't have the words to explain where I'm at right now, but I'll tell her when I figure it out.
"Can't wait to see mom and dad."
- Said no married couple, EVER!
"I work out all the time."
-In other words, we're trying to say we're not lazy.
"We'll talk about it later."
- I've never said this, but for those guys who have. Ladies, what he's really trying to do is just avoid the losing conversation and hope you forget about it a year from now. Provided we both know that doesn't happen.
Please comment below and tell me what you think. I'm sure this is a great conversational piece for your relationship too.
"You don't look fat in that."
- Instead, of spooning us the question which implies I have to figure out if you look fat or not. How about asking me if you look Hot or Not. That we can do without pissing women off. Ladies, do us a favor and use a different euphemism. Not only will it allow you to figure out what we think is hot on you. But you'll also feel more inclined to ask. Also, if there was no repercussions for saying this shirt doesn't make you look hot would be nice.
"I don't watch internet porn."
- We all know the sites and I myself have viewed these sites too. Which doesn't mean I'm looking for something exciting a new. Nor does it mean I'm board with my sex life. There's no way I'm fantasizing while having sex with you either. That's a ridiculous notion. It's the same equivalent of going to the porn shop and buying a video at $55. Instead, I'm just watching my neighbors fuck for free. So... With that being said...
"I love you too."
- I know guys who'll say they love a girl just to get in their pants. I don't personally do this and I don't condone it. I find it distasteful and fucked up. But it happens...
"I'm 6'2"..."
- No guy wants to be a shorty. So, sometimes they lie about their height. Then again, girls whom are taller don't really want to be with small guy. So, sometimes guys boost their height by a few inches just to see if they can even get date one. And if the chick really believes they're 6'2" then date two rolls around.
"I've only slept with X amount of girls."
- Who really keeps count? My ball park is at least 8. I don't count the one night stands... And I wouldn't expect women to do it either.
"I'm interested in so many things."
- Sure we have interest but we're not interested in everything....
"Yeah, I'm 23 years old."
- Sometimes guys lie about their age to either be older than the girl. Or the opposite happens. No girl wants to be with a Grandpa and rob the cradle either.
"My dick equals MC^2."
- It's no lie for me to say, guys really don't want to be inadequate. And the D is where we feel it matters. It's been a thing we've worried about since Middle School. Even today I heard a 30 year old imply his dick touches the ground. Of course it doesn't, but it's still something guys feel equate them to being dominate.
"Nothings wrong... I'm fine."
- This isn't really a 'lie' per say. It just means, we're stressed the fuck out and can't find the words to explain. Remember guys are not "stealer" at voicing what's really on their mind. I actually find myself telling Lor I don't have the words to explain where I'm at right now, but I'll tell her when I figure it out.
"Can't wait to see mom and dad."
- Said no married couple, EVER!
"I work out all the time."
-In other words, we're trying to say we're not lazy.
"We'll talk about it later."
- I've never said this, but for those guys who have. Ladies, what he's really trying to do is just avoid the losing conversation and hope you forget about it a year from now. Provided we both know that doesn't happen.
Please comment below and tell me what you think. I'm sure this is a great conversational piece for your relationship too.
P.S. Ladies, you're next.
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